Author Archive

Make believe

Friday, September 8th, 2006 by Poca Dot

ON THIS DAY in history, 1942, under pressure from former members of the Hoover administration, the Mutual Radio Network canceled plans to air "The Path To Pearl Harbor."

US will step up search for Osama bin Laden

Friday, September 8th, 2006 by Poca Dot

THE AUSTRALIAN reported the US will step up its search for Osama bin Laden. Countdown begins on Harry "Tara" Reid calling it an election year to divert voters' attention from the fact that we have not caught bin Laden.

Brad is slick

Friday, September 8th, 2006 by Poca Dot

AP reported Brad Pitt is delaying marriage to Angelina Jolie until there are no restrictions on marriage. The man is slick. Why buy milk when others are thirsty, eh?

Shocked

Friday, September 8th, 2006 by Poca Dot

THE AGE reported Iran failed to meet UN demands on uranium. I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked.

Corzine Doesn't Fail To Disappoint

Friday, September 8th, 2006 by Poca Dot

NJ GOV. CORZINE laid out a 6-pronged attack to rein in the state budget. Took him 34 pages. Lawhawk said Corzine did not fail to disappoint.

War on Infidels

Friday, September 8th, 2006 by Poca Dot

REUTERS reported that "France rejects 'war on terror'." OK, call it the Conversion of the Infidels.

CBC poll

Friday, September 8th, 2006 by Poca Dot

THE CBC reported most Canadians blame U.S. foreign policy for 9/11, according to a poll. And here I thought it was four airplanes, 19 hijackers and the evil mastermind Osama bin Laden.

Horses take no quarter

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 by Poca Dot

THE AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE RACING NEWS reported the House passed the Horse Slaughter Prevention Act. Horses won't be killed for human consumption. The story said: "AQHA opposed the bill, which would if it becomes law shut down horse slaughter plants in Fort Worth and Kaufman, Texas; and DeKalb, Illinois."

OK. But what do you do with race horses that no longer run?

I know, put children in cowboy outfits for cute photos, right Basil?

Lindsay Lohan robbed

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 by Poca Dot

PEREZ HILTON reported Lindsay Lohan was robbed.

Of her underwear? NSFW

9/11 tattoo

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 by Poca Dot

ANN ALTHOUSE asks the musical question: If you were going to get a 9/11 tattoo, what would it say?

Um, 9/11?