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Mexican Senate Joins Elvira Arrellano Against Rule of Law in America!

Sunday, August 26th, 2007 by John W Lillpop

By John W. Lillpop

Proving once again that Mexico is home to the dumbest, most lame brained politicians in the entire world, the Mexican senate decided last week to join forces with deposed felon Elvira Arrellano in her mindless battle against justice in America.

For those who have been vacationing outside our universe for the past several months, Elvira Arrellano is an immoral Mexican criminal who invaded America in 1997 and who was ordered by the courts to leave America several years ago.

How much of a low-life is the despicable Elvira Arrellano?

Consider this. This sub-human garbage disposal with a uterus hid behind her own child inside a church just to avoid justice for her felony crimes.

Shielded from justifiable deportation for well over a year, Arrellano decided to trot off to Hollywood to strut her stuff before the assembled masses of illegal aliens residing in Los Angeles.

Being the dunderhead that she is, Arrellano set herself up for an arrest by ICE and immediate removal from American soil.

And that is exactly what came down as ICE arrested the corrupt Arrellano around 4 PM on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, a picture perfect day for deporting criminals!

Within a matter of hours, American ICE agents had jettisoned this worthless bag lady back to Mexico, home to more worthless criminals than one cares to contemplate.

Still, it is better that the tramps are in Mexico, rather than here.

The quick removal of Elvira Arrellano advanced the United States one tramp closer to that spiritual objective last weekend.

Once she was back in her beloved third world Mexico, Arrellano made a much-publicized appearance before the Mexican senate. This publicity stunt gave her a forum from which to make an impassioned plea for help in her campaign to force the United Sates government to forsake rule of law, border security, and, most especially, deportation of unwelcome criminals back to Mexico.

Mind you, Arrellano had originally planned to make this pitch to the United States senate, but after hearing democrat traitors like Barack Obama pander to the illegal alien community, Arrellano decided to save her lies and fraud for presentation to the Mexican senate.

The main thesis behind Arrellano's argument is actually quite comical and could be terrific material for a future George Lopez sitcom. The tortured illogic goes something like this:

"America's immigration system is broken. As a result, any Latino who decides to move to America is perfectly justified in doing so by simply ignoring U.S. borders and laws!"

The "Arrellano Guide to Invasion" limits this option to Latinos, and conspicuously fails to take note of the fact that she and millions of other renegade criminals from Mexico are responsible for causing our laws to be broken!

Of course, the Mexican senate immediately agreed with the addle-brained Arrellano.

Indeed, several Mexican 'law breakers' called on President Felipe Calderon to
lodge a stern complaint with United States officials to protest the return of Elvira Arrellano back to Mexico.

When one considers the person that is Elvira Arrellano, it is quite understandable that even third world Mexicans do not want this creep in their midst!

But although one can appreciate why Elvira Arrellano is unwelcome even in Mexico, there is zero sympathy in these quarters for her type.

Elvira Arrellano is in Mexico— and that is exactly where she belongs!

Immediately after making Arrellano into a saint and cherished martyr, Mexico's deliberative body took up the issue of Saul Arrellano.

Saul is the eight-year-old young man with the incredibly bad karma to have been born to Elvira Arrellano.

Young Saul is also the foundation for another absurd Mexican argument, which holds that deportations are wrong because they separate families.

The problem with that notion is two fold: To begin with, Arrellano, being the promiscuous alley cat that she is, does not even know who sired young Saul.

All that Saul knows about his father is that he is an illiterate Mexican illegal with wretchedly poor taste in women!

Some commitment to "united families," say what?

The second and just as lethal problem is that Arrellano was free to take Saul with her back to Mexico.

Had Arrellano chosen to do so, Saul would have been with his corrupt mother without jeopardizing his U.S. citizenship, which can always be executed at a more suitable time later in the young man's life.

But being with 'family' was apparently not all that vital to Elvira Arrellano.

Again, some commitment to "united families," say what?

As to the Mexican senate and it's meddling in the business of the United States, our government needs to send the following message to these losers:

"Rather than wasting their time trying to make America into a third world cesspool like Mexico, Mexico's politicians need to devote their time and energies to ending corruption, graft, and greed within their homeland.

By doing so, this pathetic nation might someday actually be able to feed, house, clothe, and provide health care for it's own citizens, rather than dumping tens of millions of peasants on the American side of the border!"

Do you suppose Dubya Bush can be counted on to send this sort of message to his buddies in Mexico?

'Giant Sucking Sound' Is Sweet Music of Illegal Aliens Vacating Oklahoma!

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 by John W Lillpop

By John W. Lillpop

In arguing against NAFTA more than fifteen years ago, Ross Perot, the last politician from Texas with reasonable English skills, argued that NAFTA would lead to a 'Giant Sucking Sound.'

According to the Texas-sized dwarf, that would be the sound of American jobs being lured south of the border to third world Mexico.

Well, there IS indeed a 'Giant Sucking Sound' making headlines in America these days, but it is sweet music to the ears of Americans living in Oklahoma.

Because of tough new immigration-deportation laws that will soon be in effect in the great, great state of Oklahoma, tens of thousands of illegal aliens are leaving the state! Voluntarily no less!

Like getting the hell out, adios and all of that!

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That 'Giant Sucking Sound' is proof positive that our out of touch president, RINOs, and all Democrats are dead wrong when they claim that deportations are impossible.

Mind you, deporting people who do not belong here will take a smattering of common sense from Washington, D.C.

Now THAT might be impossible!

All that is really required to solve the illegal alien mess is to remove all the perks and goodies that cause the invaders to come here in the first place.

In other words, cut off welfare, food stamps, free health care, education and all other public services which illegal aliens do not deserve.

Then rigidly enforce TOUGH laws to make life as make life as inconvenient as possible for the invading criminals.

Do those simple things and illegal aliens will initiate self-deportations, thereby gifting Americans with a decent shot at saving our blessed nation.

The federal government can do it's part and help build momentum for self-deportations by arresting and removing felons like Elvira Arellano from American soil immediately.

Bottom line: Local, state, and federal governments must join forces in combating the curse of illegal immigration.

If done properly, that 'Giant Sucking Sound' could replace the Star Spangled Banner as America's favorite sound, especially when associated with the fact that illegal aliens are leaving en masse!

Level the Playing Field: Legalize Dog Fights, Outlaw Football!

Friday, August 24th, 2007 by John W Lillpop

Satire By John W. Lillpop

While politicians waste time and taxpayer money on trivial matters like the war in Iraq, global warming, illegal aliens, and foreclosure of the housing bubble via sub-prime loan chicanery, more astute Americans spend their days and nights worrying about canine cruelty.

Bleeding heart PETA types, energized by the Michael Vick dog fighting kerfuffel, have taken to staged hand wringing and crying jags over a few wasted mutts. These outbursts can occur anywhere at any time, but are most likely to crop up whenever two or more television camera crews are spotted at a courthouse or on a football field.

Given their way, PETA would resolve the Vick matter by hanging the once beloved quarterback from a goal post during half time of the Atlanta Falcons' home opener in the Georgia Dome on September 23.

To assure maximum excitement, PETA would have Vick wrapped in a remote-controlled electrocution blanket just in case hanging failed to end the miserable life of Number 7.

When text messaged to do so by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, the president of PETA would push a red button that would immediately send 30,000 volts of Carolina Power and Light juice rushing through Vick's being.

75,000 rabid fans would roar their approval in unison as Michael Vick's smoldering remains would be lowered from the goal post, signaling the end of half time festivities and the looming second half kickoff.

Justice is indeed a brutal taskmaster, especially when in the hands of reckless people who hold the lives of dogs, cats, canaries, field mice and rats in greater esteem than that of human beings.

Someone needs to remind PETA and supporters that dogs are just dogs. Dogs have no souls, none will go to heaven, they pay no taxes, and except for a few hundred thousand who are registered Democrats in Nancy Pelosi's congressional district, dogs do not vote or otherwise contribute to our freedom.

Face it, PETA, dogs are dispensable and totally replaceable.

Even the little old lady whose tender heart was nearly ripped out of her wrinkled chest when she accidentally microwaved her pet poodle got over the trauma and found a replacement pet-victim within a couple of days.

Ask her about Alice (the fried poodle) now and that old lady stares blankly into space and asks, "Alice who?"

And so it is, even for people without dementia. Dogs are dogs, but you can replace the darn things at the drop of a hat, or following an unplanned microwave nuking.

Those who really give a tinker's dam about life should abandon all this PETA nonsense and focus instead on saving human lives.

We can start by outlawing pro football.

This so-called sport is nothing more than controlled gang violence staged for the amusement of millions of "fans" who sit on their already elongated posteriors in front of plasma televisions for 10-12 hours every Sunday.

Not content with just eating ungodly amounts of chips, burgers, and hot dogs, and drinking enough beer to float the entire city of Milwaukee across the border into Canada, these Type 2 diabetics and heart disease patients in the making gamble away tens of billions of dollars on who will win and by how many points.

Mind you, this homage is paid to the god of 'blood and sport' each and every Sunday!

The charm of football is best seen in instant replays played in slow motion so that fans can see the spilling of blood and the actual breaking of human necks, arms, backs, and teeth time and time again. Concussions are a fan favorite and are tended to by physicians who are "on call" on the sidelines for $5,000 per game.

Not bad pay for watching a pro football game for a couple of hours while waiting for human disaster to strike.

Bloodthirsty fans can even DVD-tape the carnage for later viewing at church functions, family reunions, weddings, and other occasions held to celebrate traditional American family values.

To be fair, let's level the playing field by legalizing dog fighting and outlawing the far more inhumane and violent blood sport called football.

Do it out of respect and love for Michael Vick and other fun-loving good old boys from the south who simply cannot be expected to know any better!

Urgently Needed: Sanctuary Cities for AMERICANS!

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 by John W Lillpop

Satire By John W. Lillpop

At first blush, one is tempted to blame the "sanctuary city" insanity adopted in certain towns on poor water quality.

Perhaps the water is contaminated with too much iodine or other chemical that kills brain cells, common sense, morality, and patriotism all in one gulp?

But this pandemic of stupidity stretches across a huge swath of these great United States, from Newark, New Jersey to California. Clearly, there is more at work here than putrid water.

More likely than not, the problem is creeping liberalism, a dreaded disease of mind and soul that causes politicians to forsake prudence in favor of extreme political correctness, with little or no regard for taxpaying Americans.

There is no known cure for creeping liberalism, although the disease usually dissipates once a great metropolitan area like Los Angeles has fallen.

However, given the recent horrific execution-style killings in Newark, American patriots are mobilizing a grass roots constituency that is about to set the nation on fire.

From coast to coast and in all of the hamlets in between, a clarion call is being sounded. Patriots everywhere are demanding Sanctuary Cities for Americans, and only Americans!

In order to qualify as a Sanctuary City for Americans, a city must have codified the following provisions into the City Ordinance and be prepared to demonstrate that full compliance will be rigidly enforced, with zero tolerance for non-compliance.

Requirements for being a Sanctuary City for Americans:

1. Residency is restricted to those in America legally. Local police, fire men, postal carriers, librarians, fast food and car wash operators, hospital administrators, all city officials, undertakers, and ordinary citizens are authorized and obligated to verify residency status whenever there is the slightest doubt.

2. English must be the official language of the city. Ballots, parking tickets, Lost Dog flyers, newspapers, business and government documents, and voter registration materials shall be executed only in English.

3. Known RINOs and "progressive" democrats shall be prohibited from seeking elective office or any position of influence.

4. Day labor centers are outlawed.

5. The ACLU and other known anti-American anarchists shall not be allowed to conduct business within city limits. ACLU lawyers shall also be prohibited from owing personal property in the city.

6. Catholic churches and other communist outlets must register with the city, and must not offer to shield illegal aliens from the law, as happened in Chicago with criminal celebrity Elvira Arellano.

7. Speaking Spanish in public is a misdemeanor offense on the first occasion and a very serious felony on the second and all subsequent convictions.

8. Mowing one's own lawn, cleaning one's own home, and washing one's own car are considered hugely patriotic acts, and may be substituted for military service in normal circumstances.

9. Food stamps may not be used to purchase alcohol or illegal drugs.

10. Sub-prime loans shall not be used to purchase property in city limits, but may be used to finance self-deportation of 5 or more illegal aliens.

Do these requirements sound extreme? In truth, they are no more absurd than a government body going out of its way to attract and support illegal aliens!

Sanctuary Cities for Americans: An idea whose time is NOW!

Respect For Elvira Arellano? Don't Be Daft!

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 by John W Lillpop

Captain Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean.


By John W. Lillpop

In response to my August 20th article about the deportation of criminal Elvira Arellano, a confused reader angrily defended Arellano and demanded that I show more respect for the deposed criminal.

As Captain Barbossa said in a classic line in the first Pirates of the Caribbean,

"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. It means NO!"

Well said, Captain!

Those words reflect my sentiments exactly when it comes to granting Elvira Arellano anything except scorn and a one-way ticket back to her third world Mexico.

Fact is, Elvira Arellano is not owed even a sniff of respect.

To begin with, although Arellano claims she is "not a criminal," she is actually a twice-convicted felon.

When Arellano invaded America for the first time in August 1997, she was arrested and deported. But this cowardly miscreant chose to break American law again. She re-invaded our blessed and sovereign nation — a felony punishable by up to 20 years in prison.

In 2002, Arellano was "working illegally for a janitorial services business whose employees had access to sensitive areas." Subsequently, Arellano was convicted for using someone else's Social Security number — a felony.

In addition to her actionable felonies and complete disregard for American laws, Arellano has exploited her young son to avoid the long arm of the law. Arellano's despicable behavior reached a new low when she grabbed her young son and took up squatting in a Chicago church in order to thwart ICE agents.

To those concerned with the impact that all of this might have on Arellano's young son, the harsh reality is that the youngster deserves a mother who is morally fit, emotionally stable, and law-abiding.

Arellano provides none of those qualities; therefore, Saul will be better served by being separated from his hoodlum mum.

Saul also deserves to have a relationship with his father. Unfortunately for Saul, Elvira Arellano does not even know who sired the youngster.

So much for "shared family values" that our out-of-touch president promotes as a reason for open borders, amnesty, and other hair-brained notions about why citizens should welcome the invasion of America by illegal aliens!

This is yet another reason why Saul will benefit immensely from a long and forced separation from the thug he has been obligated to call mom.

Respect for Elvira Arellano?

"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. It means NO!"

Forget Global Warming: We Are In New ICE Age!

Monday, August 20th, 2007 by John W Lillpop

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Deported! American citizens rejoice!

By John W. Lillpop

While Al Gore and environmental saps of his ilk continue to milk global warming for all it's worth, the fact is that America has entered a new ICE age, as in Immigration Control and Enforcement (ICE).

That convenient and pleasant truth became obvious when U.S. immigration authorities deported illegal alien-anarchist Elvira Arrellano just hours following her arrest in Los Angeles.

Thus, the manipulative and cowardly illegal alien who hid behind the Christian cross and her eight-year-old son to escape American justice is back in good old Mexico, and off the public trough paid for by U.S. taxpayers.

Is it George W. Bush who claims that it is "impossible" to deport illegal aliens?

All it takes, Dubya, is political will, reasonably well functioning cajones, and dedicated support from organizations like Mothers Against Illegal Aliens (MAIA).

We know MAIA will always be there.

But Bush et al. will have to look elsewhere for the other commodities needed to fix the illegal alien mess which, after all, was made in America by RINOs, Democrats, and Dubya!

By immediately removing Elvira Arrellano from American soil, the U.S. government finally accomplished something positive on behalf of American citizens, rather than coddling to illegal aliens who do not belong here.

In addition, a much- needed message has been delivered to other invaders currently in America, as well as to would-be invaders in third world nations like Mexico.

That message: Illegal aliens will be hunted down, arrested, and deported as soon as possible, irrespective of family ties.

After all, illegal is illegal, family or not.

Of course, ACLU lawyers and other nut case liberals can be counted on to wring their hands in feigned angst about separating the saintly Arellano from her family.

"We must not tear families apart with such cold, calculated indifference," bleeding hearts will wail.

The obvious rejoinder is that we cannot allow American jurisprudence to be derailed by "cold, calculating" criminals who deliberately manipulate circumstances in order to circumvent the rule of law and justice.

Indeed, the "anchor baby" ploy used by invaders like Elvira Arellano must be recognized for what it is–an evil exploitation of children!

Remember Arellano was given due process and was ordered by the courts to get the hell out of America ten years ago. But like every illegal alien currently here, Arellano simply does not give a damn about due process or rule of law.

Which is why firm, decisive, and immediate are important key words that the U.S. government must implement in dealing with invading criminals.

Perhaps the deportation of Ms. Arellano will cause other illegal aliens to begin the process of self-deportation. That would be a wonderful thing!

In the meantime, we need to keep the pressure on Michael Chertoff.
After all, Chertoff still has 29,999,999 additional illegal aliens to hunt down, arrest, and deport!

You go, Michael, and remember you are THE MAN of the new ICE age!

Hosana! Elvira Arrellano Deported!

Monday, August 20th, 2007 by John W Lillpop

Deported! American citizens rejoice!

By John W. Lillpop

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause.

That pleasant surprise became apparent when federal immigration authorities deported illegal alien-anarchist Elvira Arrellano within hours following her arrest on a beautiful summer afternoon in Los Angeles.

Thus, the cowardly Mexican cleaning woman that hid behind the Christian cross and her eight-year-old son in order to escape justice is back in good old Mexico, and off the backs of American taxpayers!

Was it George W. Bush who said that it is "impossible" to deport illegal aliens?

All it takes, Dubya, is political will, reasonably well functioning cajones, and dedicated support from organizations like Mothers Against Illegal Immigration (MAII).

We know MAII will always be there.

But Bush et al., will have to look elsewhere for the other components needed to fix the illegal alien mess which, after all, was made in America by RINOs, Democrats, and Dubya!

By immediately removing Elvira Arrellano from American soil, the U.S. government finally accomplished something positive on behalf of American citizens, instead of coddling to illegal aliens who do not belong here.

In addition, a much- needed message has been delivered to other invaders currently here, as well as to would-be invaders in third world cesspools like Mexico.

That message is: Illegal aliens will be hunted down, arrested, and deported as soon as possible, irrespective of family ties.

After all, illegal is illegal, family or not.

Of course, ACLU lawyers and other nut case liberals can be counted on to wring their hands in angst about separating the saintly Arellano from her family.

"We must not tear families apart with such cold, calculated indifference," bleeding hearts will wail.

The obvious answer is that American jurisprudence must not be derailed because of situations designed specifically to circumvent the rule of law and justice.

Indeed, the "anchor baby" ploy used by criminals like Elvira Arellano must be recognized for what it is–an evil exploitation of children!

Remember Arellano was given due process and was ordered by the courts to get the hell out of America ten years ago. But like every illegal alien currently here, Arellano simply does not give a damn about due process or rule of law.

Which is why firm, decisive, and immediate are important key words that the U.S. government must always implement in dealing with invading criminials.

Perhaps the deportation of this Mexican tramp will cause other illegal aliens to begin the process of self-deportation. That would be a wonderful thing!

In the meantime, we need to keep the pressure on Michael Chertoff.

After all, he still has 29,999,999 additional illegal aliens to hunt down, arrest, and deport!

You go, Michael!

Huge Win for America: Illegal Alien Elvira Arellano Captured!

Sunday, August 19th, 2007 by John W Lillpop

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Illegal Alien Hides Behind Cross To Avoid Justice


By John W. Lillpop

Proving that rule of law and justice are not entirely dead in California, federal immigration authorities arrested illegal alien-anarchist Elvira Arrellano on a beautifully brilliant Sunday afternoon in Los Angeles.

Arrellano is the cowardly Mexican criminal who hid behind the Christian cross and her eight-year-old son in order to escape justice while squatting in a church near Chicago.

With the arrest of this contemptible criminal, Michael Chertoff has just 29,999,999 additional illegal aliens on his list to hunt down, arrest, and deport.

Do not lose hope, Michael! You can do it, provided that you and Dubya at least try!

At this point, our government needs to completely stop coddling and pampering invading criminals, and focus exclusively on doing the business of the American people.

That means that Homeland Security should arrange to fly Arellano back to Mexico non-stop tonight.

Shipping her back Monday afternoon or Tuesday morning is not good enough. This evil wretch needs to be grabbed by the neck and forcibly removed from America now!

Forget about more deportation hearings, due process, and all of the other nonsense that the ACLU and liberals will bring up in order to keep this third-world tramp in America and away from justice.

Remember Arellano was given due process in the past and was ordered by the courts to get the hell out. But like every illegal alien currently here, Arellano simply does not care about due process or rule of law.

All she is concerned with is protecting her own selfish interests.

ACLU lawyers and Democrats will wring their hands and cry in anguish about separating the saintly Arellano from her son, Saul. "We cannot break up families with such cold, calculated indifference," they will scream.
They may have a point. To which I say, OK, let's ship Saul and his degenerate mother back to Mexico together, make it a family deportation.

In that manner, the youngster can be with his corrupt mother as long as necessary, while preserving the right to excercise his U.S. citizenship at an appropriate time in the future.

By doing the right thing in dealing with Elvira Arellano, our government can send a badly needed message to illegal aliens already here and those contemplating an invasion from Mexico and other third-world origins.

That message is: Illegal aliens will be hunted down, arrested, and deported as soon as possible, irrespective of family ties.

After all, illegal is illegal, family or not.

Sending such a message now will have the added benefit of causing illegal aliens to begin the process of self-deportation.

And that would be a wonderful thing!

'Savage' Nation Offers U.S. Citizenship To Illegal Aliens?

Sunday, August 19th, 2007 by John W Lillpop

Satire By John W. Lillpop

No, no, no Michael Savage has not lost his good mind. The good doctor is not offering U.S. citizenship and respectability to millions of illegal aliens who agree to become "savageized!"

However, undocumented criminals are being offered a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, with the American Dream thrown in at no extra cost, for those who sign-up for this rip-off before the onset of Indian summer.

Promoted by snake oil purveyors no longer able to coax a respectable living out of used teepee or totem pole fraud, and with too much ethics to join Al Gore's global warming hoax, this new scheme allows illegal aliens to join an Indian tribe.

By doing so, said invaders are allegedly able to secure U.S. citizenship and avoid deportation by Homeland Security demons operating under the direction of Michael Chertoff, who heads that department when not otherwise engaged in his official duties as the Anti-Christ.

My Way: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070817/D8R2VJ202.html

And why would any self-respecting illegal alien fall for such an obvious scam?

In order get answers to this vexing question, we contracted with illegal alien and ACLU attorney Miquel Martinez Garcia Rodriquez Tejada Pena Hernandez, who points with pride to the fact that his long name is designed to thwart even the most sophisticated system used by the U.S. government to prevent ID fraud and illegal immigration.

According to Miquel Martinez Garcia Rodriquez Tejada Pena Hernandez, there are seven compelling reasons why illegal aliens are attracted to the Indian tribe scam:

7. Marijuana and other recreational drugs OK;

6. No back taxes to fret;

5. No mean-spirited American history exams;

4. No need to work;

3. No snoopy criminal, credit, or medical background checks;

2. No need to learn no stinkin' English;

And The Number One Reason Illegal Aliens Fall For Indian Citizenship Scams:

1. No need to join the Catholic church or other pervert-friendly religious cults.

In addition, the 'savage nation' offer beats the Hades out of proposals made by liberals.

Miquel Martinez Garcia Rodriquez Tejada Pena Hernandez expanded on that last point by noting that liberals require illegal aliens to register as Democrats before becoming U.S. citizens, and to sign an Oath of Allegiance that requires them to vote a straight Democrat ticket for life, and thereafter as needed in really tight elections.

According to Miquel Martinez Garcia Rodriquez Tejada Pena Hernandez, voting for Democrats is just as distasteful to enlightened tax-weary Mexican peasants as it is to most Americans.

Besides, liberals are constantly pushing affirmative action and diversity programs that will only get in the way of macho politics once the new Hispanic majority takes over America, which could come sooner rather later if Americans are stupid enough to elect a Democrat president and Congress in 2008!

In other words, affirmative action is a civil rights imperative as long as white people remain the majority, but will become an evil tool of racism when used to knowingly help minority Caucasians.

President Bush, reached on Air Force One en route to campaigning for the presidency of the North American Union (NAU) next week, had this to say to illegal aliens tempted by savage nation offers:

"I encourage all good hearted, hard working illegal aliens to do their invading the "American Way." In other words, just jump a fence and head north.

Upon arriving in 'merica, immediately apply for food stamps, welfare, education, and health care benefits to establish a history of residency and dependency.

Next, have an "anchor baby" or six to keep Chertoff from shipping your illegal butt back.

Then just kick back and wait. In short order, a batch of traitorous RINOs, lead by a dysfunctional president, will pass an amnesty bill –it will be called guest worker to confuse the taxpaying public–and before you can join a protest march to demand your non-existent rights, y'all will be legalized and on a fast path to citizenship.

All without selling your souls or scalps to the real savages–i.e., the Democrats!

Above all else, amigos, remember that Uncle Sam will soon be Uncle NAU, and your beloved Jorge will be presidente of the NAU!


Comprehende
, kemosabe?"

Rudy Giuliani: Heir Apparent to Throne of King W?

Saturday, August 18th, 2007 by John W Lillpop

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With January 20, 2009 just two Christmases away, many Americans are already anxiously counting the months, weeks, days, hours, and minutes until King W makes Crawford, Texas his full time residence, rather than just a six month a year vacation hide away as is now the case.

Known for traveling light, W is expected to take but two items with him to commemorate the "Worst Presidency in U.S. History." Those items are his notorious "Mission Accomplished" banner and a copy of "Spanish for Dummies."

Conservatives hoping to replace Bush with a real conservative face a daunting challenge. Indeed, it is astounding that Rudy Giuliani is doing as well as he is in national polls among likely Republican voters.

After all, Giuliani has a history of being wrong on nearly every issue that matters. He is a pro-choice, anti-gun, pro-illegal alien, and anti-rule of law charlatan.

Were it not for the fact that he speaks understandable English, Giuliani would be indistinguishable from W.

Come to think of it, Giuliani is different from W in another important respect: W has spent all of his 9/11 good will and has been running an approval deficit for years, while Giuliani is still milking one of the most tragic days in American history.

Giuliani continues to be seen as "America's Mayor" and a hero for providing nanny comfort to New Yorkers on 9/11. But, honestly, what did Giuliani do that was heroic, out of the ordinary, or deserving of immediate sainthood?

He attended funerals non-stop, made speeches to encourage and inspire frightened New Yorkers, and returned a $10 million check to a Saudi Arabian prince who sought to undermine America's strong and historic commitment to Israel.

In doing all of those good deeds, Giuliani was an inspiring figure at a time of grave crisis. But he was hardly a hero.

Giuliani did only what would be expected from the mayor of a great American city–it would have been unthinkable for him to do otherwise.

In any event, how in Hades does being New York's all in one grandfather, father, psychiatrist, and Mister Rogers qualify Giuliani to be president of these United States? It obviously does not!

Conservatives still on the fence about this leftist in Republican clothing should consider his most recent shenanigans on illegal aliens.

In a recent speech, Giuliani said, "We can end illegal immigration. I promise you we can end illegal immigratio."

However, Giuliani's true stripes were exposed in a more recent public appearance at which Giuliani declared that the 12-30 million illegal aliens now in America should be given a path to citizenship.

Giuliani calls it "earned citizenship," but American patriots will immediately recognize it as a rehash of King W's amnesty fraud.

Mind you, this nation desperately needs to enforce the concept of earned citizenship, but not by legalizing criminal behavior.

Earned citizenship should be done the old fashioned way: The want-to-be citizen takes his or her place at the end of the line, applies for consideration, submits to the various background, credit, character, and medical checks required by the United States government, and waits until the U.S. acts.

That means that the hopeful applicant stays in Mexico, or Nicaragua, or Peru until America decides if the application is to be approved–and when.

In other words, don't call us, we will call you, and by all means do NOT invade our sovereign nation.

No foreign person, regardless of how good hearted and hard working has the right to waltz across U.S. borders and unilaterally set up residency.

Even Rudy Giuliani should recognize that those who simply jump a fence and head north without regard to U.S. borders and laws are criminals.

Such people should not be gifted with an "undeserved citizenship," but should be deported as soon as possible.